Don't make out with my wife yet
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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