; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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