i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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