we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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