I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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