weddingsv make me drug and hornr
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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