I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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