i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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