it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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