its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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