She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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