haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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