So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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