he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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