I got chris browned last night
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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