i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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