She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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