I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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