Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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