I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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