do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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