Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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