too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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