let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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