I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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