Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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