I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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