That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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