i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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