Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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