I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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