help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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