We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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