Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
false alarm, still single
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