he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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