I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
