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(813): View more from Florida

I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better

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(912): View more from Georgia

i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS

(1-912): View more from Georgia

dude...come out of the closet already

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(818): View more from California

Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here

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(914): View more from New York

Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god

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(585): View more from New York

Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.

(516): View more from New York

True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.

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