Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I don't deserve a penis
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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