i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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