Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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