Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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