hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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