people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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