Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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