Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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