can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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