don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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