What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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