he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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