Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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