i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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