Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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