Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
