Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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