absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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