I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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