butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I want to make a zoo with you.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
My ass is underappreciated
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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