When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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