My sheets look like a crime scene.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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